We're talkin' about a little love.

He's not the best player in the NBA anymore, but he’s still the best player on his team.

You know what I think? MC needs to let him run wild on offense. Let the team adapt to his play. Let him be the Allen Iverson we all know he is.

I want A.I. to hog the ball for real, like everyone says he does [what games have you been watching?! Did you forget to turn the Lakers game off? When did the Pistons get purple and gold uniforms?!]
And then we'll see if he's the one "making the Pistons suck."

I bet it kills him to do what's "needed for the team" to win a championship. I bet you if Kobe and LeBron were asked to sit more and take less shots for their teams they'd cry about it. But Allen does it and shuts his mouth because he thinks if MC thinks it'll make the team better, then he should do it. But um, it's not working.

Shit, son! You traded for A.I., you need to use him. His scoring average is down because his shots are down [The Pistons share the ball, ya know] and his minutes are down. Not because he sucks. Good Lord.
A.I. is a first-ballot Hall of Famer, man.

Why is MC running an offense that isn't designed to make the best of the talents from the 2 best players on the team? A.I. and Stuckey, hello.

And no, I'm not saying the others should be forgotten about. We absolutely need them, they all do great things for the Pistons.

Oh yes, and I wish everyone would stop crying about A.I. is going to be an All-Star for the 10th time.
The ballot don't lie! Deal with it, love it.

And Pistons "fans", It must suck that you can’t root for your home team because A.I. will be the one leading it. And you always say it's because he's a bad player, which HAS to be a lie. Maybe you knew him back in the day and have bad blood or something. Maybe he pissed in your trash can or broke into your house with a gun or something.

So stop hating. It's like a trend or something to hate on him. Like, really.
And stop hating on the Pistons, too. I really do believe in my heart and soul that something is going to happen and it's gunna be good. It'll happen sooner if they let A.I. happen. He is starving for a ring, and he deserves it more than anyone.

Oh, and anyone think he needs the number 3 back? I know he's said he's retiring with #1, but maybe it'd be like MC Hammer's shoes for him.

Don't act like you don't remember Hammerman, folks.